A room full of fat cops sitting around smoking brought back childhood memories of Indonesia. I was in no man’s land at the border post between Israel and Jordan, and had ducked in here to ask how much a taxi to Petra should cost. I would have assumed that they get asked thirty times per day, but the question provoked an animated discussion in Arabic. Fingers pierced the dingy air, cigarettes were wielded and excessively long moustaches faced off like warring sea lions. Each shouted the occasional word in English, and consensus seemed to waver around 50 dinars (75 dollars), but they were still at it as I quietly let myself out and walked across the border into Jordan.
Sand Bottles
I decided to spend a few days in an Arabic country while I’m in the Middle East, and as tourists keep getting kidnapped in Egypt, and Syria is in the midst of civil war, it seemed like Jordan would be a more relaxing choice.
Urn Tomb
A man detached himself from the group of smoking taxi drivers waiting at the border and approached, planting himself half way between them and me, pushed out his chest and flipped the official laminated card hanging from his neck to the side written in English. He decreed that the cost of a taxi to Petra was 70 dinars, but was easily bargained back to 50 when I told him that’s what the police had said. He was adamant that there was no way of sharing a taxi, so I agreed with him and sat down to wait for someone else to come across the border with whom I could share a taxi.
Asteroid
One of the taxi drivers ambled over and whispered to me secretively that there was no way of sharing a taxi, that’s how the system here works. I asked him about his excellent English, and he proudly drew out a United Nations identity card from his wallet. Khalid had worked for the Jordanian army as a communications officer in peace keeping armies sent to Ethiopia, the Gaza strip, Iraq and several other places. After a few minutes of reminiscing and advising me on the best high frequency radios for desert conditions he remembered himself and went back to the topic of the impossibility of sharing a taxi. A group of Panamanians were being accosted by the Taxi Emperor who I’d first spoken to, and I called over to them in Spanish that the police had said the trip cost 50 dinars. The Emperor was furiously polite in his request that I please do not speak to the other people crossing the border. I guided Khalid back onto the topic of radios and peace keeping missions, but before long another taxi driver came over and said something in Arabic. After rebuffing him a couple of times Khalid yelled at him sharply and he retreated.
Camel Tenor
Now a middle aged European lady was being bundled into a taxi by the Emperor. I asked where she was going but it was in the wrong direction, and the Emperor closed the door behind her then insisted with barely withheld rage that I please do not speak to the other people crossing the border.
Ancient Texts
Khalid had gone back to the huddle of drivers and returned shortly with an offer of 30 dinars. It was from the interloper who he’d yelled at a couple of minutes previously. The Emperor waddled over hurriedly to do the negotiations, calculating 30 dinars as being 200 Israeli shekels. I did a quick calculation of my own (more like 150 shekels), and after some back and forth it was agreed that I would be driven first to an ATM where I could take out 30 dinars with my card.
Dusk over modern Petra
I spent a couple of days in Petra, an ancient city that is important in archaeological circles because it’s where they filmed Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. I can say without hesitation that it’s the most impressive place I’ve ever visited. Each empire that passed through the area cut its own magnificent tombs, palaces and theatres into the sunset red rock, and built and rebuilt cities that collapsed in earthquakes that shook them back into the sand from which they rose.
Monastery
Jordan is the land in which friendliness exceeds your desires. After the early start and a day of climbing around Petra I was tired and just wanted to eat and sleep. I walked out of the hotel to look for a quiet place to eat and lose myself in thoughts. One of the family who owns the hotel ran out after me and insisted on giving me a lift in to town. He chatted amiably and I did my best to respond politely until he dropped me off at his favourite restaurant. At the door the owner greeted me and asked where I was from and about my stay in Jordan. He showed me to a table, and I asked for the first thing on the menu, then closed my eyes sleepily. A couple of guys sitting at the next table called over to me, welcoming me to Jordan and asking about my stay here. I talked with them for several minutes, until thankfully they got up and left with best wishes and parting smiles. When I went to pay, the owner insisted on charging me half price, and his friend welcomed me and asked me about my stay in Jordan. When I got back to the hotel I waited till the receptionist had disappeared out the back to check on something and snuck past to get to my room. I got into the shower but was unable to completely relax, convinced a smiling, turbaned head was going to pop through the window and ask how my stay was going.
Taxi Drivers
I’m now in Amman where I’ll be for a couple of days, and then I’m going to head back to Israel.
Sand Bottles
I decided to spend a few days in an Arabic country while I’m in the Middle East, and as tourists keep getting kidnapped in Egypt, and Syria is in the midst of civil war, it seemed like Jordan would be a more relaxing choice.
Urn Tomb
A man detached himself from the group of smoking taxi drivers waiting at the border and approached, planting himself half way between them and me, pushed out his chest and flipped the official laminated card hanging from his neck to the side written in English. He decreed that the cost of a taxi to Petra was 70 dinars, but was easily bargained back to 50 when I told him that’s what the police had said. He was adamant that there was no way of sharing a taxi, so I agreed with him and sat down to wait for someone else to come across the border with whom I could share a taxi.
Asteroid
One of the taxi drivers ambled over and whispered to me secretively that there was no way of sharing a taxi, that’s how the system here works. I asked him about his excellent English, and he proudly drew out a United Nations identity card from his wallet. Khalid had worked for the Jordanian army as a communications officer in peace keeping armies sent to Ethiopia, the Gaza strip, Iraq and several other places. After a few minutes of reminiscing and advising me on the best high frequency radios for desert conditions he remembered himself and went back to the topic of the impossibility of sharing a taxi. A group of Panamanians were being accosted by the Taxi Emperor who I’d first spoken to, and I called over to them in Spanish that the police had said the trip cost 50 dinars. The Emperor was furiously polite in his request that I please do not speak to the other people crossing the border. I guided Khalid back onto the topic of radios and peace keeping missions, but before long another taxi driver came over and said something in Arabic. After rebuffing him a couple of times Khalid yelled at him sharply and he retreated.
Camel Tenor
Now a middle aged European lady was being bundled into a taxi by the Emperor. I asked where she was going but it was in the wrong direction, and the Emperor closed the door behind her then insisted with barely withheld rage that I please do not speak to the other people crossing the border.
Ancient Texts
Khalid had gone back to the huddle of drivers and returned shortly with an offer of 30 dinars. It was from the interloper who he’d yelled at a couple of minutes previously. The Emperor waddled over hurriedly to do the negotiations, calculating 30 dinars as being 200 Israeli shekels. I did a quick calculation of my own (more like 150 shekels), and after some back and forth it was agreed that I would be driven first to an ATM where I could take out 30 dinars with my card.
Dusk over modern Petra
I spent a couple of days in Petra, an ancient city that is important in archaeological circles because it’s where they filmed Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. I can say without hesitation that it’s the most impressive place I’ve ever visited. Each empire that passed through the area cut its own magnificent tombs, palaces and theatres into the sunset red rock, and built and rebuilt cities that collapsed in earthquakes that shook them back into the sand from which they rose.
Monastery
Jordan is the land in which friendliness exceeds your desires. After the early start and a day of climbing around Petra I was tired and just wanted to eat and sleep. I walked out of the hotel to look for a quiet place to eat and lose myself in thoughts. One of the family who owns the hotel ran out after me and insisted on giving me a lift in to town. He chatted amiably and I did my best to respond politely until he dropped me off at his favourite restaurant. At the door the owner greeted me and asked where I was from and about my stay in Jordan. He showed me to a table, and I asked for the first thing on the menu, then closed my eyes sleepily. A couple of guys sitting at the next table called over to me, welcoming me to Jordan and asking about my stay here. I talked with them for several minutes, until thankfully they got up and left with best wishes and parting smiles. When I went to pay, the owner insisted on charging me half price, and his friend welcomed me and asked me about my stay in Jordan. When I got back to the hotel I waited till the receptionist had disappeared out the back to check on something and snuck past to get to my room. I got into the shower but was unable to completely relax, convinced a smiling, turbaned head was going to pop through the window and ask how my stay was going.
Taxi Drivers
I’m now in Amman where I’ll be for a couple of days, and then I’m going to head back to Israel.